I have achieved enlightenment, enlightenment is about understanding that it's a joke. There are no problems in the world, just play and existential jokes. Life and death are play. Problems, sense of separation, meaning, enlightenment are just existential jokes. One sees the truth when he is not preoccupied with a leaf. Today is my birthday, universe surely is humoring me at morning 4:30 AM. Smile more, remember cosmos have a sense of humor.